Fleeting
When you want to be friends with someone but you’re too shy to ask for their Skype
When you have people on skype but are to shy to talk to them
(via totalspiffage)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr, via colfernipples)
saving-planets-deducing-hannibal:
Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!
Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!
In this course you will learn such techniques as…
- The double fist shake
- The naughty kitten
- The cultural appropriation
- The self bitch slap
- The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
- The nipple hardener
- The sweaty declaration of self
- The “this wall is amazing”
And many more!
REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH THE ORIGINAL SERIES
Seriously though. If you haven’t watched The Original Series yet, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?
^
(Source: trekgate)
Welcome to Tumblr.
Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…
Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.
omg HOW??
The last one… WTF?!
It CHANGED
(Source: parasolpunk, via wolfandstars)

